the things I do instead of revising my novel

  1. Write flash fiction, which sounds easy because less words. But that is incorrect.
  2. Watch TV.
  3. Ignore the graphic novel revision.
  4. Eat a lot. Think about eating when I’m not eating.
  5. Fantasize about the other graphic novel idea: Mean Girls, Versailles.
  6. Fill out annoying government forms.
  7. Continue to ignore Linkedin messages from March that I never responded to.
  8. Find jobs for friends. The make other people happy plan. Because karma.

 

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